And This Is What You Get With A Girl Like Me |
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
your teeth are in good hands
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brb death
aaaand I’m dead
im not breathing
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don’t mind me. just torturing myself
legit just keep watching this over and over. i have an issue.
wait, he’s singing about me right
WELL FUCK
his voice literally kills
i’m gonna have to ask you to not
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BAM. PREGNANT.
IS THIS BITCH TRYING TO KILL ME
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Oh my god.
It was a test.
OH MY GOD IT WAS A TEST!
IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING TEST!!!!
THOSE FUCKERS
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The door creaked open and someone walked in. You knew Wes got home at this time but he usually hollered a ‘Hello’ or a ‘Hey...
sexual noises in bb gun challenge enjoy
HOW DARE U
IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?????

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“Baby? Come over here” I turned my head from the couch I was sitting on when i heard Zayn’s deep voice speaking up...

“Where’d you get these?” you laughed, pulling a pair of...
“(Y/N)” Wes growled into your ear as he came up behind you, pressing his erection against you “I want you”
His lips trailed from your ear, down...

Zayn’s biggest guilty pleasure.
Warnings: Mature! Please do not read if you are under the age of 16. :) Wrote this in one...
Because for some reason people have forgotten or overlook the fact that Louis Tomlinson is a reallly fucking good person……

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I Loved You Then - Wes Audio One Shot
Press play + read. If it stops, replay it.
This is under a read more bc its long as hell and I didn’t...

Another night at the club. The same old club you went to almost every Saturday. The décor wasn’t the nicest and you...